Family & Friends

Do you care more about whether the pineapple suits the pizza than the latest political debate? Would you rather be in a heated argument about toppings or sauces or sausages than politics? Then, you are an apolitical person and the apoliticicm certificate is made for you. Get it and let others vote.

Introverts unite! Separately, in your own homes, without making eye contact or engaging in any unnecessary small talk. Let's celebrate our love for quiet spaces and solitude, where we can recharge our batteries and avoid awkward social interactions. Remember, it's not that we don't like people, we just prefer to socialize in smaller doses, like the recommended serving size on a bottle of cough syrup.